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Comments by IntenseDebate

None of these limerick customers are convicted felons

A lovely young German named Birgit
I'd visit if I had a leer jet
but just to be fair
having made me go there
oh what a spank would her rear get.

What I feel for my big brother Les,
Simple words can't begin to express
Though I'm certain he meant ta
leave me some placenta,
All he left in mom's womb was a mess.
By Numbsain for my brother Les C of the Planet Mars

There once was a lady named Jennifer.
You’ll hear me speak now and again of her.
in fact from the way,
I do babble all day,
‘bout this gal you would think there were ten of her
By Numbsain for Jennifer G. of Wales UK

I knew a fine fellow named Trevor,
whom the ladies say can last forever.
I thought they meant “in bed”
But they meant: “he’s undead!”
For a vampire that was pretty clever.
By Numbsain for Trevor D. of San Francisco, CA

There was a young fellow named John,
I can’t quite tell what this boys on,
but i know it’s not crack,
for if so he would lack,
what it takes to be such a Don Juan.
By Numbsain for John G. of Glendale, CA

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