Famous Cries and Announcer's Calls Quiz

It's quiz time again on Numbsain's Unwind which means it's time to get out the old brain and test your random access memory processing ability. Tricky part is for something to be famous it has to have been around for some time. And time is the memories worst enemy. The longer it's been kickin' around the archives the harder it is to call it up. Plus when you get old you start to lose your memory so that's...why...um, well...I...what was I just talking about? Nevermind, just take the quiz and if you get 10 out of 12 answers right, reward yourself with a bowl of tapioca pudding. Oh and this is a timed quiz. You have until December of 2018 to complete it.

Michael Buffer would like to.

1. Boxing Announcer Michael Buffer is known for rousing the crowd with:
a. LET’S WATCH THESE GUYS BEAT EACH OTHER U-U-U-U-U-UP!
b. LET’S GET SWEATY AND MA-A-A-A-A-AD!
c. LET’S GET COZY AND SNUGGL-L-L-L-LE!
d. LET’S GET READY TO RUMBL-L-L-L-LE!
 
2. Ed McMahon used to start the Tonight Show by saying:
a. Whe-e-e-e-e-ere’s Waldo?
b. He-e-e-e-e-e-ere’s Johnny!
c. Who-o-o-o-o-o-o Farted?
d. No-o-o-o-o-o-o Peekin’!

3. Don Pardo used to announce Lorne Michaels comedy show:
a. LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! IT’S A BLIMP! NO, IT’S ED McMAHON...
b. LIVE! FROM LEBANON! IT’S LULEH KABOB NIGHT!
c. LIVE! FROM NEW YORK! IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!
d. HELP! MY TESTICLES ARE ON FIRE!

4. Bill Cullen summoned contestants on “The Price Is Right” by saying:
a. Don’t be shy, we won’t hurtcha…much!
b. Come on down!
c. Get your ass down here, beeeyotch!
d. Let’s go, let’s go, we haven’t got all day!

5. Tony the Tiger says (about Sugar Frosted Flakes):
a. The-e-e-e-e-ey SUCK!
b. The-e-e-e-ey’re better than starving to death!
c. The-e-e-e-ey’re CARDBOARD!
d. The-e-e-e-ey’re GREAT!

6. At the beginning of the Olympics they say:
a. ALLOW THE FESTIVITIES TO COMMENCE!
b. LET THE YOUTH BE EXPLOITED FOR OUR NATIONALISTIC PRIDE!
c. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
d. SMOKE ‘EM IF YA GOT ‘EM!

7. Soccer announcer Andres Cantor shouts:
a. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
b. YOU IDIOT! ARE YOU BLIND?
c. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
d. OH MY FRIKKEN GOD!

8. After three strikes the umpire says to the batter:
a. YOU’RE FIRED!
b. YOU’RE HISTORY, PAL!
c. Ooooh you missed again! Tell ya what, try choking up on the bat a little and take a deep breath…Go-o-o-od. Now scratch your balls, no-no-no, gently, like this…There ya go. Feel good? Now I want you to focus on the- huh? Oh don’t worry about them, they can wait…
d. YOU’RE OUT

9. In a 1987 movie, Robin Williams, as a whacky American DJ stationed in Saigon during wartime, said:
a. Okay whoever’s dead raise your hand…Nobody? See, war’s not so bad!
b. Is everybody happy? Good! Now go kill each other!
c. He shoots…He scores!
d. Good Morning Vietnam!

Ali wants Cosell to pay.

10. In a George Forman vs. Joe Frazier fight Howard Cosell shouted:
a. DON’T THEY MAKE A LOVELY COUPLE?
b. DOWN GOES FRAZIER! DOWN GOES FRAZIER! DOWN GOES FRAZIER!
c. OOOOH! RIGHT IN THE KISSER! THAT’S GOTTA HURT!
d. FAGS!

11. Before a daring leap to escape the cavalry an Apache leader shouted his name:
a. OLEE-OLEE-OXEN-FREE!
b. GERITOL!
c. CHEIF BIGGUM DICKUM!
d. GERONIMO!

12. In Lone Ranger movies Lone shouted:
a. YEE HAH MOLYBDENUM!
b. RIN TIN TIN!
c. HI HO SILVER!
d. OI VEY ANODIZED ALUMINUM!

Answers: 1=d, 2=b, 3=c, 4=b, 5=d, 6=c, 7=a, 8=d, 9=d, 10=b, 11=d, 12=c

By Numbsain…He-e-e-e-e-e’s HIM!

Awesome Acronyms Quiz

 How well do you know your Acronyms? FYI most people who MSM a lot will ace this test PDQ and, BTW, being ADD doesn’t mean you can’t finish it ASAP. So before you start shouting OMG, try it. You may be a VIP! LOL!

SPCA stands for
a. Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
b. Society for the Promotion of Cruelty to Animals
c. Spanking Place for Caged Animals
d. Society for Pet Cruelty Appreciation

FCC stands for
a. Freshly Chopped Caterpillars
b. Federal Communications Commission
c. Federal Cupcake Commission
d. Free Cocaine Club

SUV stands for
a. Sexy Underwear Violation
b. Stuck Up Virgin
c. Sudden Urge Vehicle
d. Sport Utility Vehicle

WWF stands for
a. We Won, F*ckers! 
b. World War Five
c. Wet With Fear
d. World Wrestling Federation

VD stands for
a. Vaginal Discomfort
b. Verbal Diarrhea
c. Venereal Disease
d. Vinegarette Dressing

STD stands for
a. Stinky Thong Disease
b. Sex Toy Deposits
c. Sexually Transmissible Disease
d. Safe Tongue Depth 

WYSIWYG stands for
a. Well You Started It, What’s Your Gripe?
b. While You Sing I’ll Whack Your Gonads
c. What You See Is What You Get
d. Why’d You Stop? It Was Yellow, Go!

VIP means
a. Vain Insignificant Person
b. Vomit In Public
c. Viewing Is Prohibited
d. Very Important Person

TKO stands for
a. Temporarily Killed Opponent
b. Testicles Kicked Off
c. Technical Knock-Out
d. They Keeled Over

ASAP stands for
a. Ask Some Asian Person
b. As Soon As Possible
c. After Somebody Asks Politely
d. Add Salt And Pepper

AKA stands for
a. Also Known As
b. And, Kinda, Actually
c. Alternate Kinky Appellation
d. Angry Kitchen Appliances

NFL stands for
a. Not For Ladies
b. National Football League
c. Naturally Full Lashes
d. Not Funny, Larry!

ATM stands for
a. Any Time Money
b. Automated Teller Machine
c. Actually, That’s Mine
d. Act Totally Mellow

BBC stands for
a. Bubble Butt Club
b. Bloody British are Crazy
c. Big Bang Conspiracy
d. British Broadcasting Company

UCLA stands for
a. United Coalition of Lard Asses
b. Used Condoms Lying Around
c. University of California, Los Angeles
d. Uppity College of Los Angeles

ESP stands for
a. Ever Since Puberty
b. Erect Swollen Penis
c. Extreme Super Powers
d. Extra Sensory Perception

BYOB stands for
a. Braid Your Own Butt-hair
b. Baby Yelling On Board
c. Bite Your Ostrich’s Beak
d. Bring Your Own Booze

MILF stands for
a. Mommy’s Ignorant Little Fool
b. Mother I’d Like to F*ck
c. Moron In Left Field
d. Man, I Love Food!

WTF stands for
a. Where’s The Fish?
b. Wait Till Friday
c. Wash That Finger!
d. What The F*ck?

SASE stands for
a. Something A**holes Send Easily
b. Self Addressed Stamped Envelope
c. Speak And Spell Expert
d. Strings Attached, Seek Escape!

FYI stands for
a. F*ck You Idiot!
b. Face Your Ignorance
c. For Your Information
d. Fifi! You Imbecile!

LOL stands for
a. Lordy Oh Lordy!
b. Laughing Out Loud
c. Leaking Oily Liquid
d. Lots Of Luck

PMS stands for
a. Pack My Suitcase
b. Pre-Menstrual Syndrome
c. Pain, Misery, Suffering
d. Please My Self

FUBAR stands for
a. Food Under the Bed Attracts Rats
b. Felt Up By A Robot
c. F*cked Up Beyond All Recognition
d. Fat and Ugly But an Awesome Rack

TLC stands for
a. Tender Loving Care
b. Total Loss of Control
c. Talk Like Caveman
d. Tastes Like Chicken

SOS stands for
a. Sell Our Stuff
b. Sink Or Swim
c. Save Our Ship
d. Sharks Ogling Survivors

OMG stands for
a. Ow! My Gonads
b. Out of My Gourd
c. Ooh! Man! Gee!
d. Oh My God

PDQ stands for
a. Pretty Darn Quick
b. Pigs Don’t Quack
c. Prisoners Dig Quietly
d. Powerful Deadly Queef

MSG stands for
a. Makes Sh*t Good
b. Magic Saliva Generator
c. Mono-Sodium Glutamate
d. Maximum Sized Glutes

CPR stands for
a. Code Purple! Run!
b. Cardio-Pulmonery Resuscitation
c. Count, Punch, Repeat
d. Choking Panic Response

CIA stands for
a. Central Ignorance Agency
b. Cops In Action
c. Center for Illegal Activities
d. Central Intelligence Agency

ETA stand for
a. Exact Time to Airport
b. Eager To Anxious
c. Estimated Time of Arrival
d. Ever Take an Airplane?

RBI stands for
a. Real Baseball Initials
b. Runner’s Balls Itch
c. Really Boring Information
d. Runs Batted In

BMW stands for
a. Blow My Wad
b. Big Money Waste
c. Bought My Wife
d. British Motor Works

HTML stands for
a. Hot Tamales & Meat Loaf
b. Hog Tied Monkey Love
c. Hard to Type Machine Lingo
d. HyperText Markup Language

DUI stands for
a. Drunk U Is!
b. Driving Utterly Inebriated
c. Drinkin’…Um…I dunno! Hahaha, whuzzit stands for Awsiffer?
d. Driving Under the Influence
e. Of WHUT? Hahahaha-hee-hee I’m all “of whut?” Hee-hee…Izzso funny hahaha! Hey leggo my arm!

Now simply check your answers to see how well you did. The correct answer is next to the right letter.
I know what you’re thinking “WTF? This is BS! Numbsain’s an SOB!” Which of course means:
Wow That’s Fun! This was Better than Sex! Numbsain’s a Smart Old Bloke!

Unknowable Trivia Quiz

Here's a simple test to see if you are a liar.

How does Stevie Wonder perceive the color blue?

1. As a gentle rocking motion from side to side.
2. As a cool wetness with a slightly minty freshness.
3. As the feeling of being an old man whose dog done up and left town with another man and his woman done got hit by a truck too.
4. As red.

What is the last thing to go through an insects mind when it smashes into a windshield?

1. Almost there, I can see it already. That great big flower. Hah, and they thought i couldn't make it, "it's dangerous, you'll get killed." Well I showed them all HahaaaAAAAAAK!!!!
2. I'm a happy little bum-ble-bee. I love the world and the world loves meEEEEK!!!
3. Nothing.
4. Its asshole

 How powerful is Oprah?

1. She is the most powerful entity in the universe, even more powerful than God but he still won’t be a guest on her show.
2. She controls the FCC, all the networks and she owns a small country whose borders are defined by the outermost extremes of her butt.
3. She can bend spoons with her mind and the hair on her cats back frizzes up when she stares at him but that’s about it.
4. She can bench press 208 pounds and she squats 450.

How old is Tom jones?

1. 475 years old and he’s from Transylvania.
2. 89 but he keeps himself looking young by making tea from all the panties thrown on stage.
3. The current Tom Jones is 26 years old. There have been 17 different Tom Joneses throughout his career.
4. Old enough to know better than to wear those pants.

 How many times a day does the average woman feel fat?

1. If she is married to a fat, horny man she may feel his fat up to sixteen times a day but she won't have to for much longer.
2. 400 to 600 times a day unless she lives in Los Angeles in which case she feels fat every waking moment of her life.
3. As often than the average man feels his penis.
4. No one knows but maybe if we shut up about it she'll get her fat ass out in the kitchen and make some dinner.

What does Britney Spears fantasize about?

1. Going on stage wearing clothes and singing well.
2. Getting arrested, thrown into a holding cell, stripped naked, hosed down and raped by 7 officers then left alone to escape and break into the storage room where they keep the confiscated drugs, doing them all, getting caught and the whole ordeal starts all over again.
3. Being Celine Dion.
4. Getting photographed sitting in a short skirt with no panties on and spreading her... oh, nevermind.

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he were alive today?

1. A crackhouse divided against itself cannot stand... and besides I aint scored in seven years, can I get some hos all up in this beeyotch.
2. How could this happen? This is a joke right? A penny? And they put Ben on the C-note? But why? I realize I’m no Adonis but... a penny?
3. Look I still think the concept could work as long as you keep the psycopaths out of the party.
4. ...But my favorite one is the Big & Nasty! Oh, sorry, yes I meant Big & Tasty and the restaurant is Scottish I believe... Can we go again?

What really happened with the whole Richard Gere thing?

1. Hi doc, I’ve got a pimple on my back. (Psst It’s Richard Gere, I heard him say he has a pimple on his ass) (What? Richard Gere has some purple on his ass?) (I just heard Richard Gere has a pickle up his ass)... [later that day] What I heard was, apparently Richard Gere stuck a gerbil up his ass.
2. “I need work, how about a publicity stunt? Anything, just to get people talking about me.” “Anything?” “I don’t care what it is, just get my name out there!” “O-o-k-a-a-ay...”
3. Damn! It won’t come out! Honey would you drive me to the doctor? No it’s not the cat again, I’m not stupid.
4. Look, My maid found a suppository I dropped in the bathroom. If she would do her damn job it wouldn’t have had fuzz all over it!

What does Donald Trump do when he’s all alone?

1. Dumps a few wheelbarrows full of money out on the bed and then jumps up and down in it yelling “I’m Rich! I’m Rich!”
2. He looks in the mirror and says: You like me? Do you know who I am? YOU DON’T!?
3. He wanders around his mansion looking for something interesting to play with, gets frustrated and ends up on the floor with GI Joe going; “Pkew! Pkew! A- a- a- a- a-! Gotchoo sucka!
4. Flips through a copy of Seventeen Magazine looking for his next wife to buy.

How many stars are their in the universe?

1. It is not known because of our inability to travel such vast distances but we do know that most of them live in Hollywood. Someday scientists hope to use technology to chart all of the stars and give them each a gold star on Hollywood's “Walk of Fame.”
2. It would be impossible to tell because the extents of the universe are infinite and as time distorts space many of the stars whose light we see now have burned out millions of years ago.
3. 75,000 total but by using mirrors and prerecorded video, it looks like alot more. Also they are constantly being recycled which is why there is no parking on your street between 8am and 10am Tuesdays.
4. It depends on what country, state and city you live in. In Los Angeles there are three to 7 stars in the sky on any given night. The rest are police helicopters. In the “Outback” of Australia, the Aborigines may enjoy as many as 4 billion discernible stars on the same night. Which doesn’t mean they’re so much better than us, they just get more stars. So what, we have more crack ho’s and some of them even twinkle.

Where is Waldo's penis?

1. Sticking out of a hairy patch just below his naval.
2. In Mrs. Waldos mouth. Waldo ran out the door a while ago.
3. In a safe deposit box in Switzerland
4. Waldo has no penis. His real name is Hillary Clinton

Who writes this crap?

1. Who the hell knows?
2. Who the hell cares?
3. What the hell is this stuff on my shoe?
4. I think he’s kind of cute and funny and he’s really good in bed! Tee-hee, giggle. Come back to bed Numbsain. You can play with your silly blog later. I want you NOW! Tee-hee... (GASP!) NUMBSAIN! Oh My! That’s HUGE! I’ve never seen such a big zit on your back. Can I pop it honey? Ple-e-ase?

Famous Quotes Quiz

Here's a multiple choice quiz to see how well you remember unimportant things famous people said. If you remember every one of these quotes correctly, chances are you've forgotten something important. Like how many children you have. To check your score, you'll find the correct number to the left of the right quote. Good luck!

-by numbsain... Well, do ya punk?!

Charlton Heston said:
1. SOYLENT GREEN HAS TRANSFAT!!!
2. SOY BEANS ARE EVIL!!
3. COLLARD GREENS EAT PEOPLE!!!
4. SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!

Charlton Heston said:
1. Get your greedy hands off my butt you damn dirty ape!
2. Take your filthy sandwiches and never come back Mildred!
3. Get your filthy paws off me you damn dirty ape!
4. Unhand me you big hairy gorilla!

Jack Nicholson said:
1. The fruit?! You can't HAVE all the fruit!
2. Vermouth?! You can't be all out of vermouth!
3. The flute?! You call that playing the flute?
4. The truth?! You can't handle the truth!

Jack Nicholson said:
1. Yeah, hold my chicklets between yer tits!
2. Yeah, hold the chicken between your knees!
3. You like chicken? Wait until you get a load of these!
4. Just gimme the flapjacks and there better be a smiley face on it!

Sean Connery said:
1. Bond, Hymie Bond.
2. Bond, James Bond.
3. Blond, dumb Blond.
4. Danger is my middle name, Melvin's my game.

Clark Gable said:
1. Frankie my dear, I hate River Dance.
2. Franklin you queer, I'm not wearing pants.
3. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
4. Frappuccino my dear? I don't like the damn things.

Judy Garland said:
1. Rhinos and peacocks and yaks, how cool!
2. Herpes and syphilis and crabs, oh shit!
3. Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
4. Leather and handcuffs and whips, oh boy!

Judy Garland said:
1. Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
2. Frankly Toto, I don't give a damn if we're in Kansas anymore.
3. Toto, get your filthy paws off me you damn dirty dog!
4. Tattoo, show our guests to their cabins.

Rodney King said:
1. Can't we all just get a bunch of pizzas and pig out?
2. I have a dream...
3. Can't you kids just play nice?
4. Can't we all just get along?

Jackie Gleason said:
1. One of these days Alice, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you!
2. One of these days Alice, I'm gonna learn to act!
3. One of these days Alice, BOINK! Right in the kiester!
4. One of these days Alice, POW! Right in the kisser!

Tom Hanks said:
1. Whitney Houston, you have a drug problem.
2. Houston, somethin' jumped up and bit me!
3. One of these day's Houston... Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon.
4. Houston, we have a problem.

Dezi Arnaz said:
1. We'll still be here: a starving Mexican and a half eaten brunette.
2. We'll still be here: a stunning blonde and a damn dirty ape.
3. We'll still be here: a starving Cuban and a dirty brunette.
4. We'll still be here; a lousy actor and a dirty ho.

James Earl Jones said;
1. Luke, I'm your mother.
2. Look, up in the sky...
3. Luke, I don't give a damn.
4. Luke I'm your father.

Lassie said:
1. Meo-o-o-w purr purr.
2. Bark! ...Bark-Bark!
3. Cock-a-doodle-doo-o-o!
4. I'm not an animal, I'm a human being!

Lon Chaney Jr. said:
1. Mortuary! Mortuary!
2. Sanitary! Sanitary!
3. Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
4. Why don't you come up and see me some time?

Robert DeNiro said:
1. I coulda been a contender.
2. I coulda had a V8.
3. I coulda been a ballerina.
4. Adri-i-a-a-a-an!

Robert DeNiro said:
1. Are we talking?
2. Are you talking to me?
3. Am I talking to you? I don't think so.
4. Can we talk?

James Dean said:
1. You're tearing me a new asshole!
2. You're tearing my new shirt!
3. You're ripping me up into teensy weensy pieces!
4. You're tearing me apart!

Clint Eastwood said:
1. Ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?!
2. Are you feelin' lucky? GIT YER HANDS OFF MY DOG! C'mere lucky, did he hurt you boy?
3. Ask yourself one question: "Do I feel hungry? Well, you wanna go grab a bite?
4. Go ahead PUNK! Make me queen for a day ...

Marlon Brando said:
1. I'll make him an omelette he can't digest.
2. I'll give him a hickey he can't explain.
3. I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
4. I'll make him an offer, and if he refuses, he can keep his lousy candy bar wrapper!

Dustin Hoffman said:
1. I'm pimpin' here!
2. I'm walkin' here!
3. I'm ad libbin' here!
4. Hey you just ran over my foot!

Humphrey Bogart said:
1. Here's looking at you kid.
2. He was looking at me, not you, kid.
3. He looks like your kid.
4. Here's how you look kid, pretty stupid eh?

Greta Garbo said:
1. I vant to suck your blood.
2. I vant to eat a vorm.
3. I vant to be alone.
4. I vish I vas an Oscar Meyer Veiner.

Sylvester Stallone said:
1. I'm your worst nightmare.
2. I'm the worst actor.
3. I'm your fairy godmother .
4. I'm a waste of toilet paper.

Arnold Schwarzenegger said:
1. Hail Hitler, baby.
2. Hasta la vista, baby.
3. Yo quiero taco bell, baby.
4. Mareeeaaa heff yoo seen my steroids, baby? I cen't moof my arms agehn.

Meryl Streep said:
1. A dingo stole my baby.
2. A baby ate my dingo.
3. A bimbo stole my baby.
4. D. I. N.G.O. and din-go was his name-o.

Adam West said:
1. To the dressing room, Robin.
2. To the bat cave, Robin.
3. Now off to bed with you Robin.
4. Let's go spelunking Robin.

Patrick Stewart said:
1. Make it a double number one.
2. Make it so number one.
3. Cause it to happen now number one.
4. I've got to go number one, maybe number two as well.

James Cagney said:
1. You dirty old man...
2. You musky hillbilly...
3. You dirty rat...
4. You little dickens...

William Shatner said:
1. Muscles, do something...
2. Bones, do something...
3. Pssst hey Bones (wink wink), wanna, y'know, DO something...
4. Boner! Don't quit on me now! do something!

Popeye said:
1. Blow my brains out Olive!
2. Olive, you really blow my mind girlfriend!
3. Blow me down!
4. Go blow it out your ass!

Gary Coleman said:
1. Just what are you insinuating Willis?
2. One of these days Willis, BANG! ZOOM! To the mezzanine!
3. Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?
4. Ga-a-arsh Wilbur!

Common Knowledge Trivia Quiz

Test Your Knowledge of American Culture, Consumer Products, Medical Terms and Everything Else any Idiot Knows

by numbsain

Which of these is not a breakfast cereal:
1. Post Sugar Crisp
2. Kellogg's Corn Flakes
3. Hall and Oates
4. Fruity Pebbles

Which of these is not a wine:
1. Cabernet Sauvignon
2. Pinot Noir
3. Hannibal Lecter
4. Merlot

Which of these is not a car:
1. Pontiac Lemans
2. Buick Skylark
3. Daewoo Leganza
4. Carmen Electra

Which of these is not a dog breed:
1. Doberman Pincher
2. Irish Setter
3. Jack Russel Terrier
4. Luke Skywalker

Which of these is not a personality disorder:
1. Manic Depressive
2. Passive Aggression
3. Wishful Thinking
4. Obsessive Compulsive

Which of these is not a soft drink:
1. Coca Cola
2. Sprite
3. Dr Jeckle
4. Fanta

Which of these is not a venereal disease:
1. Gonorrhea
2. Hepatitis B
3. Syphilis
4. Rabies

Which one of these does not play the blues:
1. T-Bone Walker
2. Blind Lemon Jefferson
3. Johnny Cat
4. Jimmy Witherspoon

Which of these is not a breath mint:
1. Tic Tacs
2. Hemorrhoids
2. Altoids
3. Breathsavers

Which of these is not a dinosaur:
1. Stegosaurus
2. Diplodicus
3. Thesaurus
4. Tyrannosaurus Rex

Which of these is not a musical instrument:
1. Guitar
2. Clarinet
3. Scrotum
4. Trumpet

Which of these is not a detergent brand:
1. All
2. Cheer
3. Tide
4. Flan

Which of these is not a insect:
1. Beetle
2. Wasp
3. Cricket
4. Picachu

Which of these is not a ice cream flavor:
1. Rocky Road
2. French Vanilla
4. Carpal Tunnel
5. Pecan Praline

Which of these is not a board game:
1. Monopoly
2. Scrabble
3. Clitoris
4. Clue

Which of these is not a pain killer:
1. Vicadin
2. Morphine
3. Romulin
4. Valium

Which of these is not a rapper:
1. Snoop Dogg
2. Fitty Cent
3. Macaroni Head
4. Eminem

Which of these is not a candy bar:
1. Tweakers
2. Almond Joy
3. Snickers
4. Three Musketeers

Which of these is not a drink:
1. Vodka Tonic
2. Martini
3. Margarita
4. Glib Midget

Which of these is not a cold cut:
1. Bologna
2. Salami
3. Liverwurst
4. Parcheesi

Which of these is not a hotel:

1. Holiday Inn

2. Bed Wetter

3. Marriott

4. Hilton

Which of these is not a children's show:

1. Barney

2. Animaniacs

3. Smurfs

4. Muff Divers

Which of these is not a desert:
1. Mojave
2. Serengeti
3. Sahara
4. Verizon

Which of these is not a fragrance:

1. Chanel No. 5

2. Obsession

3. Vagina

4. Juicy Couture

Which of these is not an animal:
1. Hippopotamus
2. Giraffe
3. Leopard
4. Elephant Man

Which of these is not a cheese:

1. Roquefort

2. Camembert

3. Birkenstock

4. Meunster

Which of these is not a feminine hygiene product :

1. Vagisil

2. Monostat

3. Summers Eve

4. Stank-Be-Gone

Which of these is not a toy manufacturer:

1. Milton Bradley

2. Mattel

3. Smith & Wesson

4. Remco

Which of these is not an actor:

1. Justin Timberlake

2. Vin Deisel

3. George Clooney

4. Rubber Grommet

Which of these is not an infirmity:

1. Pinkeye

2. Lockjaw

3. Strepthroat

4. Facebook

Which of these is not a fish:
1. Albacore Tuna
2. Rainbow Trout
3. Dildo
4. Red Snapper 

 

Which of these is not a toothache remedy:

1. Lidocain

2. Benzocaine

3. Novacaine

4. Numbsain

 

For correct answers ask anyone who is not a complete moron.

MOVIE QUOTES QUIZ PART 2

As you know there's nothing more important than trivia. And trivia about something trivial like movies is right up there with breathing, designer accessories, and showing up for your own funeral on time. So put down the angry chickens on your iPhone for a few minutes and try to focus your attention on something that will prove useful when your locked in a cell with three other inmates who enjoy pleasuring themselves with people who don't know their movie trivia.

Haley Joel Osment (Sixth Sense) said:
1. I smell dead people.
2. I find dead people very sexy.
3. I see growth opportunities in the consumer electronics market.
4. I see dead people.

Porky Pig (Looney Tunes) said:
1. Abadee-abadee-abadee that’s all folks.
2. Homina-homina-homina I’m outta here.
3. Uh-h-h, duh, uh-duh-h-h-buh huh-uh...
4. Um, um, um, wait, no, er, um, there was something else I wanted to say...I think.

Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes) said:
1. Where’s Waldo?
2. Wussup Foo’?
3. What’s goin’ down, nurse?
4. What’s up, doc?

Roger Moor (James Bond) said:
1. Shaken, not stirred
2. Shake ‘N Bake! And I helped!
3. Pureéd not Frapped.
4. Agitated, not gyrated

Wesley Snipes (White Men Can’t Jump) said:
1. You’re darn tootin’!
2. You ain’t just diddlin’ Trixie!
3. You’re damned skimpy with the cheese! Put some cheese on that bad boy!
4. You’re damn skippy!

Tom Hanks (Forrest Gump) said:
1. My mama always said, “Life is like a bucket of fresh squeezed chickens milk.” I have no idea why my mama said that.
2. My mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'
3. My cousin always said, “Have you ever had an root beer enema?”
4. My mama is so stupid, her son was born a retard.

The Hal 9000 computer (2001: A Space Odyssey) said:
1. Dave, I just love that shirt on you! is it Com de Garcon?
2. Dave, I’ve been watching you and I think you’re one sexy spaceman!
3. Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
4. Dave, does this memory card make my ass look fat?

Arnold Schwarzenegger (in The Terminator) said:
1. Dos tacos al pastor y horchata por favor.
2. Hasta la vista, baby.
3. Yo quiero taco bell, pinche putto.
4. See you real soon, pumpkin.

Oliver Hardy (in Laurel and Hardy)said:
1. Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve made. Clean it up!
2. Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!
3. Well, here’s another milkbone biscuit, go chew on it!
4. Well, here’s another nice dress I can no longer fit into!

Colin Clive (as Dr. Henry Frankenstein) said:
1. It’s Live! From Madison Square Garden!
2. The Hills Are A-live With the Sound of Mu-sic...
3. Is it still alive? Ew! Kill it, squish it, Igor!...Did you get it? It’s on ME NOW! EEEEEEK! GET IT OFFA ME! Yechh! I hate kittens!
4. It’s alive! ALIVE!

Dustin Hoffman (in The Graduate) said:
1. Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?
2. Mrs. Robinson, could you let go of my penis? You’re going to break it.
3. Mrs. Robinson, weren’t you around when, like, Jesus roamed the Earth?
4. Mrs. Butterworth, You’re trying to grease me up and take me home. Aren’t you?

Roy Scheider (in Jaws) said:
1. You're gonna need a bigger boat.
2. You gonna eat that chicken? Do you mind if I do?
3. You’re gonna need to speak up, I’ve got meat in my ears.
4. You’re gonna need to milk that goat.

Robert Duvall (in Apocalypse Now) said:
1. I love the smell of pee-pee in the morning
2. I love the smell of daffodils in spring.
3. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
4. I love the smell of Folgers in the morning.

Harrison Ford (in Star Wars) said:
1. May I force it in you?
2. May the crabs of a thousand hookers infest your undershorts.
3. May the force be with you.
4. May your dreams be merry and bright... and may all your testicles be white.

Claude Rains (in Casablanca) said:
1. Round up the usual suspects.

2. Go gather all the nuts and berries you can find and put them all in a nice little gift basket then throw in a dead squirrel and send it to me ex-wife. DO IT NOW!
3. Round off the edges a little and put it in the baby’s playpen.
4. Get some guys off the street, tie their dicks together and drive an ice cream truck past them. Oh they’ll cooperate all right.

Lauren Bacall (in Casablanca) said:
1. Louie, I think you should just lay low before somebody breaks wind of this.
2. Louis, I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship.
3. Louis, I think this is the part where you boink me.
4. Froot Loops is the fun part of this complete breakfast.

Tracy Lords (in any porn she was in) said:
1. Ooo-o-oh, oh, oh, (slurp) OOOH! Mmm-m-mm...
2. Ooo-o-oh, oh, oh, (slurp-GULP!!!…Ka-BH-A-AAAARFFF! kak) You fuckin’ PIG! I told you: NOT IN MY MOUTH!
3. Ha ha-ha-ha-ho-ho-hee-hee-hoo-hoo! Aha-ha-ha!
4. OW! Dammit, not in the butt you retard.

Judy Garland (in Wizard of Oz) said:
1. There’s no place that serves booze at this time of night.
2. There’s no place to put your drink? Forget it, I didn’t want to see this movie anyway.
3. There’s no booze at home.
4. There’s no place like home.

Bette Davis (in All About Eve) said:
1. Fasten your seat-belts, I’ve had a lot to drink.
2. Tighten my girdle, I’m looking bumpy tonight.
3. Fasten your seat-belts, it's going to be a bumpy night.
4. Fasten your seat-belts and put your tray in the upright position. In the unlikely event of a water landing your seat cushion may be used as a floatation device...

An actor (in King Kong) said:
1. Oh no, it wasn’t the airplanes, it was trans-fat that killed the beast.
2. Oh no, it wasn’t the airplanes, it was beauty that killed the beast.
3. Oh no, it wasn’t the airplanes, it was bad special effects that killed the beast.
4. Oh no, it wasn’t those airplanes, it was the one that was obstructing his colon.

Humphrey Bogart (in Casablanca) said:

1. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she’s gotta pick one with 
karaoke...SHUT THE HELL UP YA BUM! YOU CALL THAT SINGIN’?

2. Of all the sock drawers in all the dressers in all the rooms, she’s digging through
mine. C’mon ma, get the hell outta there! Oh great, she found my pot.
3. Of all the butt holes of all the guys in the whole prison, he thinks mine is the prettiest.

4. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.


James Cagney (in White Heat) said:
1. Ma, I made it! Oh shit! Now there’s no toilet paper! Maaaaa!...
2. Ma, I made it at school…It’s a beautiful necklace for you…out of macaroni.
3. Ma, I made it…Top of the world!
4. Ma, I made it…Yes I used a condom!


Bonus Pop Quiz
As promised, you get to test your knowledge of carbonated beverages.

Which soft drink precedes their name with the word “Yahoo” in their slogan?
a. Elvis Goo
b. Yoo-hoo
c. Mountain Dew
d. Wally’s Pig Swill-ade

What was the illegal drug that was included in the original CocaCola recipe?
a. Heroin
b. Crack
c. Lysergic Acid Diethylamide
d. Cocaine

When Ray Charles say’s “You got the right one baby,” to what is he referring?
a. One of his testicles
b. The smaller of the two bags of heroin
c. Pepsi Cola
d. The hotel room door on which Paris Hilton has just knocked

What popular soda brand name includes a number and a direction?
a. 5-south
b. 7-up
c. 66-west
d. 4-Go down the hall, make a left, it’s your first door on the right, you can’t miss it.

What is the name of the soda that contains negative subliminal messages?
a. Joe Killyan’s Root Beer (containing the words “Kill ya”)

b. Diet Coke (containing the words (Die ok)

c. Jify Oudie Whocarester Ginger Ale (containing the words “if yOu die Who cares”)

d. Orange Rush (contains the word “anger”)

What soft drink offers twice the caffeine of Coke?
a. Jumpy’s Coffee Soda
b. Schwing-a-Ling
c. Jitter Juice
d. Jolt Cola

Which of the following is the correct soda brand name?
a. Mr. Pepper
b. Uncle Pepper
c. Señor Pepper Gonzalez
d. Dr. Pepper

Which of the following is the correct soda brand name?
a. Sierra Swill
b. Sierra Mountain Bear Repellant Cooler
c. Sierra Mist
d. Sierra Madre

Which of the following is the correct soda brand name?
a. Splat
b. Splooge
c. Whizz
d. Squirt

Which of the following is the correct soda brand name?
a. Mother-In-Law’s Root Beer
b. Step Sis’s Root Beer
c. Second Cousin Twice Removed’s Root Beer
d. Dad’s Root Beer


Movie Quotes Quiz Answers: 4,1,4,1,4,2,3,2,2,4,1,1,3,3,1,2,1,4,3,2,4,3
Pop Quiz Answers: c,d,c,b,b,d,d,c,d

By numbsain…better learning through cheating.