AAA—Awesome Acronyms Again Quiz

This quiz is a little trickier than the last one because if you're an overprotected Caucasian nerd you might not know what an OG is, whereas if you're an inner city hood rat you might get stumped on OCD. But it's not a BFD because it's not going to get you any credits nor will this POS improve your SAT scores. Note: I have thrown in a trick question, and a few really stupid joke questions too. So let's get started shall we?

TTYL stands for:
a. That Thing You Licked
b. Tickle Till You Leak
c. Talk To You Later
d. Take That You Liar

CEO stands for:
a. Case of Extreme Overpayment
b. Criminal Extortion Official
c. Chief Executive Officer
d. Check Every Orifice

ADD stands for:
a. Attention Deficit Disorder
d…I mean…c? no b. …um…what was it again?
Oh yeah, ADD! is uh, …oh wait…
HEY LOOK! IT’S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!

RSVP stands for:
a. Répondez S’il Vous Plaît,
b. Reply Sounding Vaguely Polite
c. Reach Some Verdict Please
d. Really Slow Vaginal Penetration

ACDC stands for:
a. Amalgamated Consolidations Development Corp. 
b. Alternating Current Direct Current
c. Angel’s Current Devil’s Current
d. Assorted Cold Dead Corpses

CNN stands for:
a. Chuck Norris Nude
b. Certainly Not News
c. Corporate Neo-Nazis
d. Cable News Network

HBO stands for:
a. Horrific Body Odor
b. Home Box Office
c. Honest But Offensive
d. Honey Bunches of Ofal

TMJ stands for:
a. Too Much Jabber
b. Tin Man Jaw
c. Tempora Mandibular Joint
d. Touch My Junk

IUD stands for:
a. Infant Ugliness Determiner
b. Intra-Uterine Device
c. Interceptor of Unwanted Dick
d. It’s Up Dere

SST stands for:
a. Super Sonic Transport
b. Speed Sounds Terrible
c. Sub Standard Travel
d. Short Sweet Trip

BLT stands for:
a. Big Like Tree
b. BI-Lateral Thinking
c. Banana, Licorice, and Tuna
d. Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato

LCD stands for:
a. Little Colored Dots
b. Last Call for Drinks.
c. Letter Changing Dealy
d. Liquid Crystal Display

LDS stands for:
a. Little Dick Syndrome
b. Lap Dog Surprise
c. Lick Don’t Suck
d. Latter Day Saints

MIME stands for:
a. Moron In Make-up Emoting
b. Meat In My Ears
c. Marceau Is My Enemy
d. Multipurpose Internet Mail Extension

FAQ stands for:
a. Frequently Asked Questions
b. Famous Animal Quotes
c. Fears And Queers
d. Find Answers Quick

MRI stands for:
a. Magnetic Resonance Imaging
b. Magically Recorded Innards
c. My Rectum Itches
d. Must Read Instructions

DMV stands for:
a. Dismal Mind-numbing Vacuum
b. Darn My Vagina
c. Department of Motor Vehicles
d. DIspense More Vaseline

ER stands for:
a. Extremity Repairs
b. Erotic Recipes
c. Emergency Room
d. Eeek! Run!

TMI stands for:
a. This Might Itch
b. Try My Inflatable
c. Too Much Information
d. Three Meesly Inches


AWOL stands for:
a. Any Where On Land
b. Away With Out Leave
c. Angry Wife’s Other Lover
d. Any Women On Line

OG stands for:
a. Original Gangster
b. Old Geezer
c. Organ Gripper
d. Orifice Guests

DOA stands for:
a. Drugs Or Alcohol
b. Died of Old Age
c. Don’t Operate Afterall
d. Dead On Arrival

GPS stands for
a. Girl in Passenger Seat
b. Global Positioning System
c. Go Pester Someone
d. Get Places Somehow

OCD stands for
a. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
a. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
a. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
a. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

MSM stands for:
a. MY SEA MONKEYS!!!!
b. Motion Sickness Museum
c. Mechanically Sodomized Meat.
d. Main Stream Media

REM stands for
a. Rolling Eyes Motion
b. Red Eye Moment
c. Raunchy Elephant Movement
d. Rapid Eye Movement

KFC stands for:
a. Klingon Funky Chicken
b. Kung Fu Chicken
c. Kentucky Fried Children
d. Knees Free Chicken

MPG stands for
a. Miles Played Good
b. Miles Per Gallon
c. Midnight Plane to Georgia
d. Muscles Per Grunt

Now I know what you're gonna say: "Did I pass?" Well in order to answer your question first tell me do you mean: pass gas, pass on your turn, pass out, or pass away? And my answer is I don't know, I doubt it, apparently not and definitely not.
NUMBSAIN stands for:
a. Nothing, Utter Mindless Bull Shit As In Nuts.
b. Nobody Understands Me But Sucking Ass Is Nice
c. Urination
d. Not Using My Brain Somehow Attains Inner Nirvana

Fortune Cookies Then and Then.

The Chinese tradition of ending each meal with a cookie containing a fortune dates back to prehistoric times before the development of written language. Cookies made of mashed midget pulp were fitted with a tiny device upon which a short rap style song was recorded and activated by biting the cookie. Fortunes usually consisted of buttering up the guest about what a playa pimp he is. Or for the women it was about how fine her booty was and how lucky she was to live to be gang raped another day. These fortunes were believed to bring good luck to the person if they survived the meal which usually consisted of bamboo shoots and uncooked Rhamphorynchus meat marinated in a fermented soy bean sauce made by the Kikkoman of the tribe.

Later, with the development of written language the fortunes were simply typeset in arial bold on a piece of  paper and threaded into the cookie which was made from whole grain lizard flour and high fructose corn syrup. The tradition grew in popularity as meals became increasingly survivable. But the fortunes became rude and insulting. Here are some examples.

 

Often fights would break out after the fortune reading ceremony and all the dinner guests would be killed with butter knives and forks which were traditionally inserted into the jugular vein. Today in the civilized world fortune cookies are viewed as entertainment and rarely result in violence or death. However they are usually tasteless and inedible due to a shortage of fresh lizard meal.

by Numbsain...Confucius say, "wtf?"

Awesome Acronyms Quiz

 How well do you know your Acronyms? FYI most people who MSM a lot will ace this test PDQ and, BTW, being ADD doesn’t mean you can’t finish it ASAP. So before you start shouting OMG, try it. You may be a VIP! LOL!

SPCA stands for
a. Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
b. Society for the Promotion of Cruelty to Animals
c. Spanking Place for Caged Animals
d. Society for Pet Cruelty Appreciation

FCC stands for
a. Freshly Chopped Caterpillars
b. Federal Communications Commission
c. Federal Cupcake Commission
d. Free Cocaine Club

SUV stands for
a. Sexy Underwear Violation
b. Stuck Up Virgin
c. Sudden Urge Vehicle
d. Sport Utility Vehicle

WWF stands for
a. We Won, F*ckers! 
b. World War Five
c. Wet With Fear
d. World Wrestling Federation

VD stands for
a. Vaginal Discomfort
b. Verbal Diarrhea
c. Venereal Disease
d. Vinegarette Dressing

STD stands for
a. Stinky Thong Disease
b. Sex Toy Deposits
c. Sexually Transmissible Disease
d. Safe Tongue Depth 

WYSIWYG stands for
a. Well You Started It, What’s Your Gripe?
b. While You Sing I’ll Whack Your Gonads
c. What You See Is What You Get
d. Why’d You Stop? It Was Yellow, Go!

VIP means
a. Vain Insignificant Person
b. Vomit In Public
c. Viewing Is Prohibited
d. Very Important Person

TKO stands for
a. Temporarily Killed Opponent
b. Testicles Kicked Off
c. Technical Knock-Out
d. They Keeled Over

ASAP stands for
a. Ask Some Asian Person
b. As Soon As Possible
c. After Somebody Asks Politely
d. Add Salt And Pepper

AKA stands for
a. Also Known As
b. And, Kinda, Actually
c. Alternate Kinky Appellation
d. Angry Kitchen Appliances

NFL stands for
a. Not For Ladies
b. National Football League
c. Naturally Full Lashes
d. Not Funny, Larry!

ATM stands for
a. Any Time Money
b. Automated Teller Machine
c. Actually, That’s Mine
d. Act Totally Mellow

BBC stands for
a. Bubble Butt Club
b. Bloody British are Crazy
c. Big Bang Conspiracy
d. British Broadcasting Company

UCLA stands for
a. United Coalition of Lard Asses
b. Used Condoms Lying Around
c. University of California, Los Angeles
d. Uppity College of Los Angeles

ESP stands for
a. Ever Since Puberty
b. Erect Swollen Penis
c. Extreme Super Powers
d. Extra Sensory Perception

BYOB stands for
a. Braid Your Own Butt-hair
b. Baby Yelling On Board
c. Bite Your Ostrich’s Beak
d. Bring Your Own Booze

MILF stands for
a. Mommy’s Ignorant Little Fool
b. Mother I’d Like to F*ck
c. Moron In Left Field
d. Man, I Love Food!

WTF stands for
a. Where’s The Fish?
b. Wait Till Friday
c. Wash That Finger!
d. What The F*ck?

SASE stands for
a. Something A**holes Send Easily
b. Self Addressed Stamped Envelope
c. Speak And Spell Expert
d. Strings Attached, Seek Escape!

FYI stands for
a. F*ck You Idiot!
b. Face Your Ignorance
c. For Your Information
d. Fifi! You Imbecile!

LOL stands for
a. Lordy Oh Lordy!
b. Laughing Out Loud
c. Leaking Oily Liquid
d. Lots Of Luck

PMS stands for
a. Pack My Suitcase
b. Pre-Menstrual Syndrome
c. Pain, Misery, Suffering
d. Please My Self

FUBAR stands for
a. Food Under the Bed Attracts Rats
b. Felt Up By A Robot
c. F*cked Up Beyond All Recognition
d. Fat and Ugly But an Awesome Rack

TLC stands for
a. Tender Loving Care
b. Total Loss of Control
c. Talk Like Caveman
d. Tastes Like Chicken

SOS stands for
a. Sell Our Stuff
b. Sink Or Swim
c. Save Our Ship
d. Sharks Ogling Survivors

OMG stands for
a. Ow! My Gonads
b. Out of My Gourd
c. Ooh! Man! Gee!
d. Oh My God

PDQ stands for
a. Pretty Darn Quick
b. Pigs Don’t Quack
c. Prisoners Dig Quietly
d. Powerful Deadly Queef

MSG stands for
a. Makes Sh*t Good
b. Magic Saliva Generator
c. Mono-Sodium Glutamate
d. Maximum Sized Glutes

CPR stands for
a. Code Purple! Run!
b. Cardio-Pulmonery Resuscitation
c. Count, Punch, Repeat
d. Choking Panic Response

CIA stands for
a. Central Ignorance Agency
b. Cops In Action
c. Center for Illegal Activities
d. Central Intelligence Agency

ETA stand for
a. Exact Time to Airport
b. Eager To Anxious
c. Estimated Time of Arrival
d. Ever Take an Airplane?

RBI stands for
a. Real Baseball Initials
b. Runner’s Balls Itch
c. Really Boring Information
d. Runs Batted In

BMW stands for
a. Blow My Wad
b. Big Money Waste
c. Bought My Wife
d. British Motor Works

HTML stands for
a. Hot Tamales & Meat Loaf
b. Hog Tied Monkey Love
c. Hard to Type Machine Lingo
d. HyperText Markup Language

DUI stands for
a. Drunk U Is!
b. Driving Utterly Inebriated
c. Drinkin’…Um…I dunno! Hahaha, whuzzit stands for Awsiffer?
d. Driving Under the Influence
e. Of WHUT? Hahahaha-hee-hee I’m all “of whut?” Hee-hee…Izzso funny hahaha! Hey leggo my arm!

Now simply check your answers to see how well you did. The correct answer is next to the right letter.
I know what you’re thinking “WTF? This is BS! Numbsain’s an SOB!” Which of course means:
Wow That’s Fun! This was Better than Sex! Numbsain’s a Smart Old Bloke!