Showing posts with label sexy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sexy. Show all posts

Thursday, February 16, 2012

ANNOUNCEMENT!


Numbsain's Unwind has been steadily growing in popularity since I first started it back in August of 2011 and now I'm pleased to announce my blog is about to officially go ITCHY! (one of the stages before "viral," I believe "infectious" is next)

Yes, we're approaching 10,000 hits so keep visiting and if you are that lucky 10,000th visitor you'll win the grand prize! All the money this blog has earned since it started! Wow! I know what you're thinking: "that must be a lot, huh?" You wouldn't believe it if I told you. Tell all your friends, and your enemies too, I don't care. Just don't tell my ex!

As a tribute to nothing in particular here are some random things that some people might like, or hate.

 The contents of God's wallet      (like)
Running errands for your wife       (hate)
End of civilization as we know it       (Either way)
Optical illusions that hurt your eyes      (like)
Stupid autofagiac snakes       (hate)
Cockroach serving Mexican food and a horny blonde girl    (duh)


By Numbsain...He's easily amused, but he bathes...every week.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Top 10 last things a man wants to hear when he asks “Am I sexy?”

  1. In a Ronald McDonald sort of way.
  2. Hey, at least you have a job.
  3. If I wanted sexy, I would have stayed with my ex.
  4. That’s not what’s important in a man.
  5. With the right car you could be.
  6. Sexy men are pigs, you’re nice.
  7. Let me see the bulge...no turn around stupid, the wallet bulge.
  8. Oh look! Its one of those sign twirler guys.
  9. My mom thinks you are.
  10. Well, I love you, honey.