I was thinking about yo mama the other day and it's really not right the way we talk about her. I mean we should cut that woman a little slack. So I thought of some things to say about her that were true and honest. After all she can't help it if she's fat, ugly, and stupid.
Yo mama’s so fat when she tried out for an acting job they said if she was a little brighter she could be a star…or at least a planet.
Yo mama’s so fat she went to get a job at K-Mart but they said they didn’t have any openings...she could fit through.
Yo mama’s so fat some Native Americans tried to claim her ass as Fataho territory.
Yo mama’s so fat she was almost hunted by a Hopi tribe but they decided they would never be able to use every part of her.
Yo mama’s so fat some kidnappers tried to hold her for ransom but they couldn’t get the trunk closed.
Yo mama’s so fat they named a perfume after her: “Gigantic” by Calvin Klien.
Yo mama’s so fat she can’t fall down.
Yo mama’s so fat that she's always a round
Yo mama’s so fat when she sneezed they called it hurricane Mama.
Yo mama’s so old we found a portrait of her...in a cave painting.
Yo mama’s so stupid her smart phone was making fun of her.
Yo mama’s so fat people see her and say, “Lard have mercy! The lard works in mysterious ways!”
Yo mama’s so fat she, like some dinosaurs, has a second brain in her hips but she’s so stupid all it does is tell her to sit her lazy ass down.
Yo mama's so sensitive she get's offended by the crack of dawn.
Yo mama’s so stupid she bought a Dell computer, turned it on and said, “Where’s the farmer?”
Yo mama may be fat but she does manage to hold down the house…In a tornado!
Yo mama’s so fat when she says, “get off my back!” you all use her thong to bungee off her ass.
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought Daylight Savings was a bank.
Yo mama’s so stupid she says she gives debit where debit is due.
Yo mama’s so ugly she was asked to leave the circus cause she was scaring the freaks.
Yo mama’s so ugly someone saw her in a public restroom stall and complained to the janitor.
Yo mama’s so ugly when she got a zit on her face she got all kinds of compliments on it.
Yo mama’s so ugly the priest said, I pronounce you man and wife…Uh, shake!
Yo mama’s so ugly your first words were, “Ma-ma you fuggin UGLY!”
Yo mama’s so ugly when she came to kiss you goodnight you asked the monsters under the bed, “Can I come sleep with you guys?”
Yo mama’s so ugly when you found out how babies are made you bought your daddy a white stick.
Yo mama’s so ugly she was diagnosed with excessive repulsive disorder.
Yo mama’s so fat when she gets 'roids she has to put preparation H on the arm of a chair and then back up to it
Yo mama’s so stupid she tried pot but she didn’t exhale.
By numbsain...His mama would be so proud, as she's smackin' him upside the head.
Yo mama’s so fat when she tried out for an acting job they said if she was a little brighter she could be a star…or at least a planet.
Yo mama’s so fat she went to get a job at K-Mart but they said they didn’t have any openings...she could fit through.
Yo mama’s so fat some Native Americans tried to claim her ass as Fataho territory.
Yo mama’s so fat she was almost hunted by a Hopi tribe but they decided they would never be able to use every part of her.
Yo mama’s so fat some kidnappers tried to hold her for ransom but they couldn’t get the trunk closed.
Yo mama’s so fat they named a perfume after her: “Gigantic” by Calvin Klien.
Yo mama’s so fat she can’t fall down.
Yo mama’s so fat that she's always a round
Yo mama’s so fat when she sneezed they called it hurricane Mama.
Yo mama’s so old we found a portrait of her...in a cave painting.
Yo mama’s so stupid her smart phone was making fun of her.
Yo mama’s so fat people see her and say, “Lard have mercy! The lard works in mysterious ways!”
Yo mama’s so fat she, like some dinosaurs, has a second brain in her hips but she’s so stupid all it does is tell her to sit her lazy ass down.
Yo mama's so sensitive she get's offended by the crack of dawn.
Yo mama’s so stupid she bought a Dell computer, turned it on and said, “Where’s the farmer?”
Yo mama may be fat but she does manage to hold down the house…In a tornado!
Yo mama’s so fat when she says, “get off my back!” you all use her thong to bungee off her ass.
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought Daylight Savings was a bank.
Yo mama’s so stupid she says she gives debit where debit is due.
Yo mama’s so ugly she was asked to leave the circus cause she was scaring the freaks.
Yo mama’s so ugly someone saw her in a public restroom stall and complained to the janitor.
Yo mama’s so ugly when she got a zit on her face she got all kinds of compliments on it.
Yo mama’s so ugly the priest said, I pronounce you man and wife…Uh, shake!
Yo mama’s so ugly your first words were, “Ma-ma you fuggin UGLY!”
Yo mama’s so ugly when she came to kiss you goodnight you asked the monsters under the bed, “Can I come sleep with you guys?”
Yo mama’s so ugly when you found out how babies are made you bought your daddy a white stick.
Yo mama’s so ugly she was diagnosed with excessive repulsive disorder.
Yo mama’s so fat when she gets 'roids she has to put preparation H on the arm of a chair and then back up to it
Yo mama’s so stupid she tried pot but she didn’t exhale.
By numbsain...His mama would be so proud, as she's smackin' him upside the head.
