Who doesn't love seeing REAL COLLEGE COEDS and teenaged Girl-Next Door types showing their Pookies and Hoo-Hoos RIGHT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!!!!! Nobody! And you'll never guess what's inside their teeny tiny wet see-through shirts!...YES!! THAT'S RIGHT!!! How did you know??? You must have seen the Girls Gone Wild videos! but GUESS WHAT?
They just got EVEN WILDER! In fact they've gone FERAL! That's Right! Jane Goodall move over, and take your stupid monkeys with you! We've captured (and video taped) the girls that have been going wild for so long they lost their way and FORGOT THEY WERE ONCE CIVILIZED! Yes they've reverted back to the natural state of early humans, LIKE WILD ANIMALS! You won't want to miss these dirty, filthy, hairy, rodent infested girls running wild through the forest with with NO CLOTHES ON! Eating twigs and insects off the ground. But that's not even the best part! Having adapted to wild life they have a heightened sense of smell! And a raunchy smell too!!! In fact THEY STINK TO HIGH HEAVEN!!! They don't bathe and they don't use feminine hygiene products! They're like a hairy naked version of Britney Spears!
Yes these girls are actually ferel! Just like Paris Hilton! They go potty right on the ground and don't even wipe! They're mangy and full of lice and fleas and ticks! Living like monkeys eating and screwing anything that moves!
And we've caught them on video doing all the private things you'll never see girls do anywhere else. Why? Because it's disgusting! Real video tape of Live ferel girls eating roadkill right off the street, WITH THEIR FINGERS! Desperate high-school drop-outs scratching each others faces off over a McDonalds bag with some ketchup in it! AND WAIT'LL YOU SEE WHAT THEY'LL DO FOR A CHICKEN McNUGGET!!! YECHHH!
THEY'RE LITERALLY STARVING!
Watch them waste away and die on camera! They're out there fighting for survival in the wilderness! Having sex with LEPRECHAUNS for breakfast cereal! Our crews are sworn not to upset nature's delcate balance and interfere with the process of natural selection just so we can bring you this never before seen footage! They pick their noses! They take a dump in the woods, Sleep in compost piles for warmth! Some of them even have menstrual blood running down their legs!
But that's not all! On video 1. watch what happens when these crazy desperate girls find a trailer park. YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THOSE CRAZY REDNECKS DO TO THESE GIRLS!!!
But wait! You'll also get video 2. Check out the mayhem when three of these girls take on a mountain lion! GIRL PARTS FLYING EVERYWHERE!!! ONLY ONE OF THEM GETS AWAY! But dies a few minutes later from loss of blood!
But there's MORE!!!! On video 3. we reunite one of thesecrazy girls with her boyfriend and what does she do?
SHE CANNIBALIZES HIM!!!!
And we've captured it all on three amazing videos you won't want to watch!
BUT YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS EITHER!
ORDER YOUR GIRLS GONE FERAL 3 VIDEO COLLECTION TODAY!
and if you order in the next 13 seconds we'll throw in the newest video:
GIRLS GONE RANCID!
Real College Coed Cadavers decomposing right before your very nose!
OH EM GEE, THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!!
Yes these girls are actually ferel! Just like Paris Hilton! They go potty right on the ground and don't even wipe! They're mangy and full of lice and fleas and ticks! Living like monkeys eating and screwing anything that moves!
HAVE THEY NO SHAME?!?!
And we've caught them on video doing all the private things you'll never see girls do anywhere else. Why? Because it's disgusting! Real video tape of Live ferel girls eating roadkill right off the street, WITH THEIR FINGERS! Desperate high-school drop-outs scratching each others faces off over a McDonalds bag with some ketchup in it! AND WAIT'LL YOU SEE WHAT THEY'LL DO FOR A CHICKEN McNUGGET!!! YECHHH!
THEY'RE LITERALLY STARVING!
Watch them waste away and die on camera! They're out there fighting for survival in the wilderness! Having sex with LEPRECHAUNS for breakfast cereal! Our crews are sworn not to upset nature's delcate balance and interfere with the process of natural selection just so we can bring you this never before seen footage! They pick their noses! They take a dump in the woods, Sleep in compost piles for warmth! Some of them even have menstrual blood running down their legs!EW GROSS!
But that's not all! On video 1. watch what happens when these crazy desperate girls find a trailer park. YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THOSE CRAZY REDNECKS DO TO THESE GIRLS!!!
But wait! You'll also get video 2. Check out the mayhem when three of these girls take on a mountain lion! GIRL PARTS FLYING EVERYWHERE!!! ONLY ONE OF THEM GETS AWAY! But dies a few minutes later from loss of blood!
RIGHT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!!!
But there's MORE!!!! On video 3. we reunite one of thesecrazy girls with her boyfriend and what does she do?SHE CANNIBALIZES HIM!!!!
And we've captured it all on three amazing videos you won't want to watch!
BUT YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS EITHER!
ORDER YOUR GIRLS GONE FERAL 3 VIDEO COLLECTION TODAY!
and if you order in the next 13 seconds we'll throw in the newest video:
GIRLS GONE RANCID!
Real College Coed Cadavers decomposing right before your very nose!
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