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| What were you expecting an actual picture of the two vagina'd woman? Sorry you'll have to settle for this tasteful symbolic representation of two lovely rivers, The Squirter River and The Poontanga Rapids. |
10. Economy: It’s like getting two for the price of one because there is a negligible increase in fuel consumption per a 100% increase in total vaginage.
9. Two vaginas together are happier because they can keep each other company.
8. If you invite a buddy over there’s plenty to go around.
7. Just like pigs who compete for food and get fatter when paired up, two vaginas would be in constant competition for your dick.
6. She can queef in harmony.
5. Less mouth to listen to than in any other situation in which there are two vaginas present.
4. One can be used as a convenient cup holder during sex.
3. Great Ice breaker at parties, conversation "pieces" at dinner. Or liven up any social event.
2. If one's in the shop for repairs you have a spare.
1. You can pimp her out for Doublemint gum commercials:
Dou-ble your pleas-sure, Dou-ble your fun with Dou-ble-mint, Dou-ble-mint Dou-ble-mint cunt.
By Numbsain…He doesn’t even know what to do with one.
