Yo mama is so ugly, she gets maced by rapists.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she wipes her cleavage with toilet paper to make her tits bigger because worked so well on her ass.
Yo mama is so stupid, she calls you a son-of-a-bitch
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to go to rehab cause she got hooked on phonix.
Yo mama is so ugly, when the elephant man saw her he shouted; "I'm not a human being!"
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Yo mama is so stupid, she got medical advice from Dr. Seuss, but wanted a second opinion from Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama is so stupid, she ate two Weight Watchers dinners so she'd lose twice as much weight.
Yo mama is so stupid, she bought a years supply of fresh squeezed orange juice.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she asked if her ass made her ass look fat.
Yo mama is so ugly, she asked for Cover Girl at Walgreens and they recommended Bondo from Home Depot.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she asked to buy a vowel on Wheel of Fortune, she asked for a “B.”
yo mama is so ugly, blind people can't stand to look at her.
Yo mama is so ugly, Jehovahs Witnesses won't knock on her door.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she went to 31 flavors, she asked how many they had.
Yo mama is so ugly, she went to get a make-over and they said she needed to start-over.
Yo mama is so stupid she fixes her make-up to watch reality TV shows,
Yo mama is so ugly, they sold her cigarettes when she was twelve so they didn't have to look at her ID.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she failed a Rorshach test.
Yo mama is so stupid, she leaves a pile of breadcrumbs behind the treadmill.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took the morning after pill the day after you were born.
Yo mama is so stupid, when your daddy said "doggy style" she fetched his slippers.
Yo mama is so stupid, she wipes her cleavage with toilet paper to make her tits bigger because worked so well on her ass.
Yo mama is so stupid, she calls you a son-of-a-bitch
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to go to rehab cause she got hooked on phonix.
Yo mama is so ugly, when the elephant man saw her he shouted; "I'm not a human being!"
Yo monkey is so ugly, we thought it was yo mama.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got medical advice from Dr. Seuss, but wanted a second opinion from Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama is so stupid, she ate two Weight Watchers dinners so she'd lose twice as much weight.
Yo mama is so stupid, she bought a years supply of fresh squeezed orange juice.
Yo mama is so stupid, she bought a book called: Yo Mama, for Dummies.
Yo mama is so stupid, she asked if her ass made her ass look fat.
Yo mama is so ugly, she asked for Cover Girl at Walgreens and they recommended Bondo from Home Depot.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she asked to buy a vowel on Wheel of Fortune, she asked for a “B.”
yo mama is so ugly, blind people can't stand to look at her.
Yo mama is so ugly, Jehovahs Witnesses won't knock on her door.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she went to 31 flavors, she asked how many they had.
Yo mama is so ugly, she went to get a make-over and they said she needed to start-over.
Yo mama is so stupid she fixes her make-up to watch reality TV shows,
Yo mama is so ugly, they sold her cigarettes when she was twelve so they didn't have to look at her ID.
Yo mama is so ugly, we rent her out to bulimics.
Yo mama is so ugly, she got a job sitting on the roof of a building.
yo mama is so mean, a sign on your garage says: “Beware of Mama!”
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