If you’re a man Valentine’s day is a time when the potential to piss someone off is especially high. You’re expected to be romantic and come up with a really nice gift but candy or flowers are unimaginative and won’t impress anyone, yet if you don’t buy them you’re gonna hear it for sure. This means you need to buy them and something else even more expensive too.
Not only that you'll be in big trouble if you don’t plan a romantic dinner and be really good in bed afterwards. By "good" we don’t mean having sex well because that probably won’t happen, unless you get the candy, flowers, something more expensive and romantic dinner part right which is almost impossible. But by good in bed we mean don’t try anything because then it will seem like you want something for all the money you spent. Yet she’ll be offended if you don’t try something in bed.
So basically you’re damned if you do, damned if you don’t. That’s why Valentine's day is the worst day of the year. Unless you work for See’s, Tiffany’s, a really expensive steak house or a florist shop. So since you’re gonna be fighting anyway you might as well have some fun and get a bag of these assorted, his and hers “Hate Hearts.”
By Numbsain...When it comes to romance he knows everything there is to know about fixing cars.
Not only that you'll be in big trouble if you don’t plan a romantic dinner and be really good in bed afterwards. By "good" we don’t mean having sex well because that probably won’t happen, unless you get the candy, flowers, something more expensive and romantic dinner part right which is almost impossible. But by good in bed we mean don’t try anything because then it will seem like you want something for all the money you spent. Yet she’ll be offended if you don’t try something in bed.
So basically you’re damned if you do, damned if you don’t. That’s why Valentine's day is the worst day of the year. Unless you work for See’s, Tiffany’s, a really expensive steak house or a florist shop. So since you’re gonna be fighting anyway you might as well have some fun and get a bag of these assorted, his and hers “Hate Hearts.”
By Numbsain...When it comes to romance he knows everything there is to know about fixing cars.
