Dear Readers,
You may have noticed that most, if not all of my posts, are written from a decidedly male perspective. This is to be expected since I am a member of the unfairer sex. But I feel it would be a refreshing change if I were to write a typical Numbsain’s Unwind post from a female point of view, completely devoid of the usual maleness that is normally so evident in my writing. So it's time to turn on the estrogen and get totally into the female mindset, which I can do just as easily as flipping a switch. Here we go…
Top Ten Benefits of Having a Man with (tee hee) Two Penises! lol!
10. Well he’d have confidence, and a really good job, a job that a man with one penis could never have. (Tee hee)! Oh my! I can’t believe I’m writing this!
9. Mom, Daddy, I hope you are not reading this post…but if you are, forgive me please? (I wuv you guys! XOXOXOX)
8. Ooooh, I know. When one of his penises is, well, sleeping (tee hee,) and isn’t there for me, ready to satisfy my womanly urges. I can always have the other. Yay for me! LOL!...Oh, I’m so bad!
7. Penises are so nice, I like to have more than just one! (tee hee hee) Gosh this is so embarrassing!!!!!
6. Okay what else? Oh my gosh if my girlfriends back at Delta Beta Kappa saw this I would just DIE!
5. I don’t know, a penis is just a body part. If I really and truly love my man it wouldn’t matter what he had, well, down there, y’know? But a big one sure helps! LMAO!
4. Oh I’m just terrible! I never thought I would be writing pornography! Hahahaha hee hee! (Sigh!)
3. I would be so proud of my big strong man with two penises, because he’d be the one, my soulmate, forever (sigh).
2. and when he holds me in his powerful arms, and looks deep into my eyes, I would feel…happy…(sob) for the first time in my life…Oh, two penis man! I love you! OXOXOXOXOXOXOX!
1. And he’d love me too…But, not every night. C’mon honey, we just did that yesterday…No! The answer is No, not tonight…maybe next week if you buy me the shoes I was telling you about…then maybe I’ll, you know what…I can’t say it. No just one of them, mister! Hel-l-lo-o-o I’m up here. Those are my breasts they can’t talk. talk to me. Ugh will you put those away please? tsk! Your such a typical man.
By Numbsaina...Strong enough for a man but pH balanced for a woman.
You may have noticed that most, if not all of my posts, are written from a decidedly male perspective. This is to be expected since I am a member of the unfairer sex. But I feel it would be a refreshing change if I were to write a typical Numbsain’s Unwind post from a female point of view, completely devoid of the usual maleness that is normally so evident in my writing. So it's time to turn on the estrogen and get totally into the female mindset, which I can do just as easily as flipping a switch. Here we go…
Top Ten Benefits of Having a Man with (tee hee) Two Penises! lol!
10. Well he’d have confidence, and a really good job, a job that a man with one penis could never have. (Tee hee)! Oh my! I can’t believe I’m writing this!
9. Mom, Daddy, I hope you are not reading this post…but if you are, forgive me please? (I wuv you guys! XOXOXOX)
8. Ooooh, I know. When one of his penises is, well, sleeping (tee hee,) and isn’t there for me, ready to satisfy my womanly urges. I can always have the other. Yay for me! LOL!...Oh, I’m so bad!
7. Penises are so nice, I like to have more than just one! (tee hee hee) Gosh this is so embarrassing!!!!!
6. Okay what else? Oh my gosh if my girlfriends back at Delta Beta Kappa saw this I would just DIE!
5. I don’t know, a penis is just a body part. If I really and truly love my man it wouldn’t matter what he had, well, down there, y’know? But a big one sure helps! LMAO!
4. Oh I’m just terrible! I never thought I would be writing pornography! Hahahaha hee hee! (Sigh!)
3. I would be so proud of my big strong man with two penises, because he’d be the one, my soulmate, forever (sigh).
2. and when he holds me in his powerful arms, and looks deep into my eyes, I would feel…happy…(sob) for the first time in my life…Oh, two penis man! I love you! OXOXOXOXOXOXOX!
1. And he’d love me too…But, not every night. C’mon honey, we just did that yesterday…No! The answer is No, not tonight…maybe next week if you buy me the shoes I was telling you about…then maybe I’ll, you know what…I can’t say it. No just one of them, mister! Hel-l-lo-o-o I’m up here. Those are my breasts they can’t talk. talk to me. Ugh will you put those away please? tsk! Your such a typical man.
By Numbsaina...Strong enough for a man but pH balanced for a woman.
