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| Yo mama: "Officer, I just made a silent fart. What should I do?" Police officer: Replace the batteries in your hearing aid, lady |
Yo mama’s so fat she asks, “do these pants make my ass look like Jupiter?”
Yo mama’s so stupid when she got a flat tire she went to jack in the box.
Yo mama’s so sweaty if you’re sitting in the first three rows you WILL get wet.
Yo mama’s so stupid she had to live in apartment #1 on the first floor at “1 First Street” cause she couldn’t count any higher.
Yo mama so ugly she went to Victoria’s Secrets and asked for something that would really turn a man on. They showed her Tina, the cashier.
Yo mama’s so stupid she thinks “propaganda” is when you take a good long look.
Yo mama’s so stupid when she saw you sagging she thought your ass crack was creeping up your back.
Yo mama’s so stupid she got arrested for shoplifting cause she couldn’t remember the second half of “Pick n’ Pay.”
Yo mama’s so stupid she likes Mickey D’s better than McDonald’s.
Yo mama’s so stupid she asked, “What does 911 spell?”
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought “constipation” meant “a full time job”.
Yo mama’s so poor she got fired from her job in a sweat shop for stealing sweat.
Yo mama’s so fat the dog tries to protect her from her own ass.
Yo mama’s so ugly there’s a Photoshop filter called de-yo-mama-fy.
Yo mama’s so fat when she gave birth to you, you almost suffocated.
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought a gynocologist was an Australian doctor who was still gyna college.
Yo mama’s so stupid she thinks Casino Morongo is a gigantic beast that fights Godzilla.
yo mama’s so fat if she got all up in your face your head would explode.
Yo mama’s so poor when she barfs she checks to see if anything’s still good.
Yo mama’s so fat she’s all that, and that, and that over there, and all that stuff over there too.
Yo mama’s so fat she means everything to yo daddy and to everybody else too.
Yo mama’s so fat she got it goin’ on, and on, and on…
Yo mama’s so fat when she wears black and raises both arms you think of Mickey Mouse.
Yo mama’s so fat when she sits in the car she spills out the window…on both sides.
Yo mama’s so fat they didn’t know you’d been born until she stood up and kicked you.
Yo mama’s so fat when they strip searched her at the airport it took 3 days.
Yo mama’s so fat she’s incontinent, sorry, I meant she’s “a continent”
Yo mama’s so fat if you put a cookie on her shoulder she’d break her own neck
Yo mama’s so ugly when she looked in the bathroom mirror she said, “Who put a fish tank in my bathroom?”
Yo mama’s so fat she rolls like that.
By numbsain...yo mama's worst nightmare.
