Top 10 last things a man wants to hear when he asks “Am I sexy?”

1. In a Ronald McDonald sort of way.
2. Hey, at least you have a job.
3. If I wanted sexy, I would have stayed with my ex.
4. That’s not what’s important in a man.
5. With the right car you could be.
6. Sexy men are pigs, you’re nice.
7. Let me see the bulge...no turn around stupid, the wallet bulge.
8. Oh look! Its one of those sign twirler guys.
9. My mom thinks you are.
10. Well, I love you, honey.