Top 10 last things a woman wants to hear when she asks “Am I sexy?”

1. Hey babe, you’re blocking the TV.
2. Yeah, I could go for a quickie.
3. When I first met you, you were...what happened?
4. Nah, don’t worry, it’s just that biographical clock thing.
5. You look the same as always.
6. You still have a pretty face.
7. Why don’t you ask yer pals Ben and Jerry.
8. If you weren’t my wife, I might do you.
9. Who told you that? I’ll kill him.
10. Compared to your mom?