It's quiz time again on Numbsain's Unwind which means it's time to get out the old brain and test your random access memory processing ability. Tricky part is for something to be famous it has to have been around for some time. And time is the memories worst enemy. The longer it's been kickin' around the archives the harder it is to call it up. Plus when you get old you start to lose your memory so that's...why...um, well...I...what was I just talking about? Nevermind, just take the quiz and if you get 10 out of 12 answers right, reward yourself with a bowl of tapioca pudding. Oh and this is a timed quiz. You have until December of 2018 to complete it.
1. Boxing Announcer Michael Buffer is known for rousing the crowd with:
a. LET’S WATCH THESE GUYS BEAT EACH OTHER U-U-U-U-U-UP!
b. LET’S GET SWEATY AND MA-A-A-A-A-AD!
c. LET’S GET COZY AND SNUGGL-L-L-L-LE!
d. LET’S GET READY TO RUMBL-L-L-L-LE!
2. Ed McMahon used to start the Tonight Show by saying:
a. Whe-e-e-e-e-ere’s Waldo?
b. He-e-e-e-e-e-ere’s Johnny!
c. Who-o-o-o-o-o-o Farted?
d. No-o-o-o-o-o-o Peekin’!
3. Don Pardo used to announce Lorne Michaels comedy show:
a. LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! IT’S A BLIMP! NO, IT’S ED McMAHON...
b. LIVE! FROM LEBANON! IT’S LULEH KABOB NIGHT!
c. LIVE! FROM NEW YORK! IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!
d. HELP! MY TESTICLES ARE ON FIRE!
4. Bill Cullen summoned contestants on “The Price Is Right” by saying:
a. Don’t be shy, we won’t hurtcha…much!
b. Come on down!
c. Get your ass down here, beeeyotch!
d. Let’s go, let’s go, we haven’t got all day!
5. Tony the Tiger says (about Sugar Frosted Flakes):
a. The-e-e-e-e-ey SUCK!
b. The-e-e-e-ey’re better than starving to death!
c. The-e-e-e-ey’re CARDBOARD!
d. The-e-e-e-ey’re GREAT!
6. At the beginning of the Olympics they say:
a. ALLOW THE FESTIVITIES TO COMMENCE!
b. LET THE YOUTH BE EXPLOITED FOR OUR NATIONALISTIC PRIDE!
c. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
d. SMOKE ‘EM IF YA GOT ‘EM!
7. Soccer announcer Andres Cantor shouts:
a. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
b. YOU IDIOT! ARE YOU BLIND?
c. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
d. OH MY FRIKKEN GOD!
8. After three strikes the umpire says to the batter:
a. YOU’RE FIRED!
b. YOU’RE HISTORY, PAL!
c. Ooooh you missed again! Tell ya what, try choking up on the bat a little and take a deep breath…Go-o-o-od. Now scratch your balls, no-no-no, gently, like this…There ya go. Feel good? Now I want you to focus on the- huh? Oh don’t worry about them, they can wait…
d. YOU’RE OUT
9. In a 1987 movie, Robin Williams, as a whacky American DJ stationed in Saigon during wartime, said:
a. Okay whoever’s dead raise your hand…Nobody? See, war’s not so bad!
b. Is everybody happy? Good! Now go kill each other!
c. He shoots…He scores!
d. Good Morning Vietnam!
10. In a George Forman vs. Joe Frazier fight Howard Cosell shouted:
a. DON’T THEY MAKE A LOVELY COUPLE?
b. DOWN GOES FRAZIER! DOWN GOES FRAZIER! DOWN GOES FRAZIER!
c. OOOOH! RIGHT IN THE KISSER! THAT’S GOTTA HURT!
d. FAGS!
11. Before a daring leap to escape the cavalry an Apache leader shouted his name:
a. OLEE-OLEE-OXEN-FREE!
b. GERITOL!
c. CHEIF BIGGUM DICKUM!
d. GERONIMO!
12. In Lone Ranger movies Lone shouted:
a. YEE HAH MOLYBDENUM!
b. RIN TIN TIN!
c. HI HO SILVER!
d. OI VEY ANODIZED ALUMINUM!
Answers: 1=d, 2=b, 3=c, 4=b, 5=d, 6=c, 7=a, 8=d, 9=d, 10=b, 11=d, 12=c
By Numbsain…He-e-e-e-e-e’s HIM!
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| Michael Buffer would like to. |
a. LET’S WATCH THESE GUYS BEAT EACH OTHER U-U-U-U-U-UP!
b. LET’S GET SWEATY AND MA-A-A-A-A-AD!
c. LET’S GET COZY AND SNUGGL-L-L-L-LE!
d. LET’S GET READY TO RUMBL-L-L-L-LE!
2. Ed McMahon used to start the Tonight Show by saying:
a. Whe-e-e-e-e-ere’s Waldo?
b. He-e-e-e-e-e-ere’s Johnny!
c. Who-o-o-o-o-o-o Farted?
d. No-o-o-o-o-o-o Peekin’!
3. Don Pardo used to announce Lorne Michaels comedy show:
a. LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! IT’S A BLIMP! NO, IT’S ED McMAHON...
b. LIVE! FROM LEBANON! IT’S LULEH KABOB NIGHT!
c. LIVE! FROM NEW YORK! IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!
d. HELP! MY TESTICLES ARE ON FIRE!
4. Bill Cullen summoned contestants on “The Price Is Right” by saying:
a. Don’t be shy, we won’t hurtcha…much!
b. Come on down!
c. Get your ass down here, beeeyotch!
d. Let’s go, let’s go, we haven’t got all day!
5. Tony the Tiger says (about Sugar Frosted Flakes):
a. The-e-e-e-e-ey SUCK!
b. The-e-e-e-ey’re better than starving to death!
c. The-e-e-e-ey’re CARDBOARD!
d. The-e-e-e-ey’re GREAT!
6. At the beginning of the Olympics they say:
a. ALLOW THE FESTIVITIES TO COMMENCE!
b. LET THE YOUTH BE EXPLOITED FOR OUR NATIONALISTIC PRIDE!
c. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
d. SMOKE ‘EM IF YA GOT ‘EM!
7. Soccer announcer Andres Cantor shouts:
a. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
b. YOU IDIOT! ARE YOU BLIND?
c. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
d. OH MY FRIKKEN GOD!
8. After three strikes the umpire says to the batter:
a. YOU’RE FIRED!
b. YOU’RE HISTORY, PAL!
c. Ooooh you missed again! Tell ya what, try choking up on the bat a little and take a deep breath…Go-o-o-od. Now scratch your balls, no-no-no, gently, like this…There ya go. Feel good? Now I want you to focus on the- huh? Oh don’t worry about them, they can wait…
d. YOU’RE OUT
9. In a 1987 movie, Robin Williams, as a whacky American DJ stationed in Saigon during wartime, said:
a. Okay whoever’s dead raise your hand…Nobody? See, war’s not so bad!
b. Is everybody happy? Good! Now go kill each other!
c. He shoots…He scores!
d. Good Morning Vietnam!
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| Ali wants Cosell to pay. |
a. DON’T THEY MAKE A LOVELY COUPLE?
b. DOWN GOES FRAZIER! DOWN GOES FRAZIER! DOWN GOES FRAZIER!
c. OOOOH! RIGHT IN THE KISSER! THAT’S GOTTA HURT!
d. FAGS!
11. Before a daring leap to escape the cavalry an Apache leader shouted his name:
a. OLEE-OLEE-OXEN-FREE!
b. GERITOL!
c. CHEIF BIGGUM DICKUM!
d. GERONIMO!
12. In Lone Ranger movies Lone shouted:
a. YEE HAH MOLYBDENUM!
b. RIN TIN TIN!
c. HI HO SILVER!
d. OI VEY ANODIZED ALUMINUM!
Answers: 1=d, 2=b, 3=c, 4=b, 5=d, 6=c, 7=a, 8=d, 9=d, 10=b, 11=d, 12=c
By Numbsain…He-e-e-e-e-e’s HIM!
