Welcome Friends! Reverend Thal Mazlo here spreading the word of God to you sinners, WHY? Because GOD spoke to me, PRAISE JESUS! And He said unto me, "Thalminiah Beavermount Mazlo, I want you to deliver a message for me." And I said unto the Lord, "But your effervescence, I'm just a lowly bitch farmer from Poopchute Arkansas. Why me?" And the Lord's eyes filled with fury and He sayeth unto me, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO AS I SAY OR YOU'LL BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY! And from that moment on my mission was clear and my ears have been ringing.
Now you all know the Ten Commandments that Moses brought unto us, PRAISE THE LORD! HALLELUJAH! But you may not know of the Thirteen Extra Commandments that I'm going to bestow unto you exclusively, here, today. PRAISETHELORDDAMMIT! So without further ado, here they are:
11. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife's breasts.
12. Thou shalt not stareth at thy neighbor's wife through the bedroom window.
13. Thou shalt not watch thy neighbor's wife sunbathing in the backyard.
14. Thou shalt not sprayeth thy neighbor's wife with the garden hose.
15. Thou shalt not offer to dryeth thy neighbor's wife's clothes while she waiteth on thy lanai wearing nothing but a very small towel.
16. Thou shalt not asketh thy neighbor's wife to hold something with both hands so her towel falleth off.
17. Thou shalt not gropeth thy neighbor's wife's buttocks when she bendeth over.
18. Thou shalt not grindeth thy loins unto thy neighbor's wife's buttocks.
19.Thou shalt not pusheth thy neighbor's wife's head down unto thy loins.
20.Thou shalt not shoveth thy manhood unto thy neighbor's wife's mouth.
21.Thou shalt not anoint thy neighbor's wife's face with thy seed, and then photograph her all anointed.
22.Thou shalt not useth thy photos to blackmail thy neighbor's wife to cometh unto thee later that evening.
23. Thou shalt not greeteth thy neighbor's wife in a pair of silk bikini underwear when she cometh that evening.
24. Thou shalt not bendeth thy neighbors wife over thy discipline rack (which thou shalt not own), and tieth her nakedness up, anointeth her backside with holy jelly and then proceedeth to sodomize the dickens out of her while she squealeth and trembleth and beggeth thou to stop. But thou shalt not stop because this Jezebel deserveth to be punished for her slutty, sinful behavior and for tempting the good reverend— ...uh, I mean 'thou' with her firm young loins and perky nipples poking through her tiny tank-top driving thou crazy with desire and lust and sinful thoughts of fornication and spanking and whipping and penetrating every orifice on that evil temptress with a body the likes of which the good Reverend Thal Maz— ...I mean 'thou' hast never seen in all thy days as a minister of the church of God!...(uh, if thou wust such)
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Reverend Thal Mazlo's "Thy Neighbors Wife"
(The Jezebel getteth what she deserveth)
24. Thou shalt not bendeth thy neighbors wife over thy discipline rack (which thou shalt not own), and tieth her nakedness up, anointeth her backside with holy jelly and then proceedeth to sodomize the dickens out of her while she squealeth and trembleth and beggeth thou to stop. But thou shalt not stop because this Jezebel deserveth to be punished for her slutty, sinful behavior and for tempting the good reverend— ...uh, I mean 'thou' with her firm young loins and perky nipples poking through her tiny tank-top driving thou crazy with desire and lust and sinful thoughts of fornication and spanking and whipping and penetrating every orifice on that evil temptress with a body the likes of which the good Reverend Thal Maz— ...I mean 'thou' hast never seen in all thy days as a minister of the church of God!...(uh, if thou wust such)
Now Available on DVD, only $14.95 plus tax
Reverend Thal Mazlo's "Thy Neighbors Wife"
(The Jezebel getteth what she deserveth)
By Numbsain...He's praying there is no Hell.
