Aging is natures way of saying, “are you still here?”
Puberty is natures way of saying, “Uh dude, what’s, like, happening to you?
Dying is natures way of saying, “What? You think you’re gonna start feeling better?”
Impotence is natures way of saying, “Now can you stop playing with it for one minute?”
Dating is natures way of saying, “Wouldn’t it be a lot easier just to play with it for a minute?”
Orgasms are natures way of saying, “Doesn’t seem so important now does it?”
Physical exhaustion is natures way of saying, “Now will you stop killing yourself?”
Hunger is natures way of saying, “Eat.”
Starvation is natures way of saying, “What part of 'Eat' didn't you understand?”
Defeat is natures way of saying, “What did you think you were, God?”
Failure is natures way of saying, “Hey listen, it happens.”
Windfalls are natures way of saying, “See, I’m not so bad.”
Being ugly is natures way of saying, “at least you know you’re not just getting by on your looks.”
Being attractive is natures way of saying, “Wow look at you, should be a piece o’ cake now…(good luck with that.)”
Pain is natures way of saying, “Sorry, heh-heh.”
Being made to look like an idiot is natures way of saying, “I told you you were an idiot”
Virginity (for a teenage girl) is natures way of saying, ”Okay, so far so good”
Virginity (for a teenage boy) is natures way of saying, ”Wimp.”
Virginity (for a young woman) is natures way of saying, ”Wow! Are you okay? Ya sure?”
Virginity (for a young man) is natures way of saying, ”Dude, wtf?”
Virginity (for a middle aged woman) is natures way of saying, “I knew you weren’t okay, you ready to talk about it now?”
Virginity (for a middle aged man) is natures way of saying, “No comment…No, don’t even…I don’t wanna hear it.”
Virginity (for an older woman) is natures way of saying, ”Hey whatever…It’s your life.”
Virginity (for an older man) is natures way of saying, ”Okay, I’m outta here. You obviously don’t need me …Woulda been nice if you’d told me that in the first place, but who the hell am I. Later. (SLAM!)”
By Numbsain...natures way of saying, "oops."
