Tuesday, July 26, 2011

America's Number 1 Masculine Hygiene Spray


-by numbsain

Opening day of Little League...

*BOTTOM OF THE FIRST*

Ump: BALL FOUR!! ...Hey Dawson, isn't that your son on the mound? Better go talk to him.

Dad: What's the matter son?

Son: Aw gee dad, i just don't feel...

Dad: Fresh?

Son: Golly, yeah.

Dad: That's okay son. Masculine hygiene problems are nothing to be ashamed of. Try new Testy-Breeze® Masculine Hygiene Spray! When used as directed Testy-Breeze® helps stop masculine odor, itch, and wetness with a new powder fresh formula that leaves no greasy residue and keeps you feeling fresh and masculine all day long! I use it everyday!

Son: But you don't have masculine hygiene problems...

Dad: Exactly!

*THIRD INNING*

Ump: BALL 1! ...Dawson?

Dad: Did you try the Testy-Breeze® Son?

Son:
Sure dad, I only have one ball...

Dad:
Second one hasn't come down yet eh?

Son: Naw! And the doctor say's I might have to wait until puberty, gee whiz...

Dad:
Don't worry son, you need Testy-Breeze Light Days®! Specially formulated for when you're not playing with a full scrotum!

Son: Wow! There's a Testy-Breeze® made just for me?

Dad:
Ha-Ha, Hit the showers champ!

*BOTTOM OF THE FIFTH*

Ump: STEEE-RIKE THREE! YOU'RE OUT!!

Dad: WAY TO GO SON!! Ball feeling a little better?

Son: Thanks to Testy-Breeze® and Testy Breeze Light-Days®

Announcer:
Four out of Five Penisologists recommend Testy-Breeze® for temporary relief of minor masculine odor, itch and wetness when used as directed, along with regular check-ups, a qualified finger up the ass and a conscientious program of regular masculine hygiene. If symptoms persist, discontinue use and see your doctor or a qualified dick, nut and butt specialist.

TESTY-BREEZE® IS ALWAYS ON THE BALL!

Testy-Breeze Masculine Hygiene Spray® Available at Ballmart, Schlongs Drugs or wherever Masculine Hygiene products are sold!

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