Jiblitz & Gravy
Plumbers Union Loco 23
Jiblitz: Howdy Flushpuppies, I’m Jiblitz!
Gravy: And I’m Gravy! Weez here ta ejumacate y’all about the tiles and tubulations of plumbin’ country style.
Jiblitz: An’ we ain’t afeared ta take the plunge with a plunger and git knee-deep in shits creek!
Gravy: Now Jiblitz, mah brothers and me been plumbin’ fer pert’ near a coons age. We got on-the-john trainin’. How’d you git in the plumbin’ bidness, wud you do?
Jiblitz: Mario Brothers.
Gravy: I thought you married yo cousin’?
Jiblitz: Ain’t no law aginst it.
Gravy: Ain’t no law aginst marryin’ a nannygoat neither, but ya don’t do that do ya?
Jiblitz: Na- a- a- a- ah, but mah daddy did.
Gravy: Oh you kid. Now lets just answer a few questions from our viewers.
Whaddaya do about a stuck faurcet?
Jiblitz: Just force it.
Gravy: How bout a leaky seal?
Jiblitz: Club it.
Gravy: An’ iffin yer tub needs caulkin’?
Jiblitz: Call Macauley.
Gravy: Ever had a ruptured boiler?
Jiblitz: Heck no, I had it lanced before it ruptured
Gravy: Rusty fixtures?
Jiblitz: No, the doc fixed mine. Rusty wun’t around.
Gravy: John overflow?
Jiblitz: Naw, he still can’t git over that gal.
Gravy: Sewer back-up?
Jiblitz: I hope not, Sue’s HIS back-up.
Gravy: Now how d’ya de-stenchify a stinky porta-potty?
Jiblitz: Ya need porta-pot-pouree.
Gravy: Alright. How’d ya learn all that, Jiblitz?
Jiblitz: From readin’ this here Plumbers Magazine.
Gravy: Jiblitz, that says ‘Plumpers’ not ‘Plumbers.’
Jiblitz: No wonder it ain’t got nuthin but big fat nekkid heifers in it. Looky here!
Gravy: Great humpin’ ja-blowzafat! Them’s some tiggity ol’ biggitys! Turn the page! Turn the page!...HOLY BAJEEMINY!!! They’d never find ya! Gaw-leee, the good lord sure knows how ta dish up some sin don’t he?
Jiblitz: Must be margarine ‘cause butter don’t spread like that!
Gravy: Whew! Okay, nuff o’ that. Lets go inside an’ have a looksee at the lavatory.
Jiblitz: Yes master Gravenstien, to the lavatory.
Gravy: Now don’t get too eager, Igor.
Jiblitz: No Master Gravenstien.
Gravy: Gad Blastard, Jiblitz! I got a leak!
Jiblitz: Ah told ya to go before the show.
Gravy: Hand me that pipe dope!
Jiblitz: Whudjoo call me?
Gravy: Not you, ya cow poke, the pipe dope! I gotta cracked pipe under the sink
Jiblitz: Ah told ya; just say no, Gravy.
Gravy: Not a crack pipe, a cracked pipe! now pipe down ya crack pot.
Jiblitz: Uh, Gravy, we got a bigger problem.
Gravy: Clog in the sewer?
Jiblitz: Naw, but I think I dropped one o’ mah tennies down there.
Gravy: Broken water main?
Jiblitz: I ain’t even preggars, man.
Gravy: Am ah showin’ plumbers crack?
Jiblitz: Ya were, but I used my caulk gun on it.
Gravy: Well then what’s the problem?
Jiblitz: Weez outta time Gravy.
Gravy: Well flush my britches and snake mah brain! Remember folks: Just say no to Drain-NO!
Jiblitz & Gravy wuz brang to ya by...
Barney’s Back-hoes...If yer hoe aint dirty, yer back 30 ain’t purty!
Ezekials Gourmet Pig Slop Bistro...Pigs oink for it!
Cleavon’s Bull-kakki Jizzateria...Nuttin’ but the best!
Melvis’ Geld n’ Go...Free set o’ Prairie Oysters with every Castration!
by numbsain
Plumbers Union Loco 23
Jiblitz: Howdy Flushpuppies, I’m Jiblitz!
Gravy: And I’m Gravy! Weez here ta ejumacate y’all about the tiles and tubulations of plumbin’ country style.
Jiblitz: An’ we ain’t afeared ta take the plunge with a plunger and git knee-deep in shits creek!
Gravy: Now Jiblitz, mah brothers and me been plumbin’ fer pert’ near a coons age. We got on-the-john trainin’. How’d you git in the plumbin’ bidness, wud you do?
Jiblitz: Mario Brothers.
Gravy: I thought you married yo cousin’?
Jiblitz: Ain’t no law aginst it.
Gravy: Ain’t no law aginst marryin’ a nannygoat neither, but ya don’t do that do ya?
Jiblitz: Na- a- a- a- ah, but mah daddy did.
Gravy: Oh you kid. Now lets just answer a few questions from our viewers.
Whaddaya do about a stuck faurcet?
Jiblitz: Just force it.
Gravy: How bout a leaky seal?
Jiblitz: Club it.
Gravy: An’ iffin yer tub needs caulkin’?
Jiblitz: Call Macauley.
Gravy: Ever had a ruptured boiler?
Jiblitz: Heck no, I had it lanced before it ruptured
Gravy: Rusty fixtures?
Jiblitz: No, the doc fixed mine. Rusty wun’t around.
Gravy: John overflow?
Jiblitz: Naw, he still can’t git over that gal.
Gravy: Sewer back-up?
Jiblitz: I hope not, Sue’s HIS back-up.
Gravy: Now how d’ya de-stenchify a stinky porta-potty?
Jiblitz: Ya need porta-pot-pouree.
Gravy: Alright. How’d ya learn all that, Jiblitz?
Jiblitz: From readin’ this here Plumbers Magazine.
Gravy: Jiblitz, that says ‘Plumpers’ not ‘Plumbers.’
Jiblitz: No wonder it ain’t got nuthin but big fat nekkid heifers in it. Looky here!
Gravy: Great humpin’ ja-blowzafat! Them’s some tiggity ol’ biggitys! Turn the page! Turn the page!...HOLY BAJEEMINY!!! They’d never find ya! Gaw-leee, the good lord sure knows how ta dish up some sin don’t he?
Jiblitz: Must be margarine ‘cause butter don’t spread like that!
Gravy: Whew! Okay, nuff o’ that. Lets go inside an’ have a looksee at the lavatory.
Jiblitz: Yes master Gravenstien, to the lavatory.
Gravy: Now don’t get too eager, Igor.
Jiblitz: No Master Gravenstien.
Gravy: Gad Blastard, Jiblitz! I got a leak!
Jiblitz: Ah told ya to go before the show.
Gravy: Hand me that pipe dope!
Jiblitz: Whudjoo call me?
Gravy: Not you, ya cow poke, the pipe dope! I gotta cracked pipe under the sink
Jiblitz: Ah told ya; just say no, Gravy.
Gravy: Not a crack pipe, a cracked pipe! now pipe down ya crack pot.
Jiblitz: Uh, Gravy, we got a bigger problem.
Gravy: Clog in the sewer?
Jiblitz: Naw, but I think I dropped one o’ mah tennies down there.
Gravy: Broken water main?
Jiblitz: I ain’t even preggars, man.
Gravy: Am ah showin’ plumbers crack?
Jiblitz: Ya were, but I used my caulk gun on it.
Gravy: Well then what’s the problem?
Jiblitz: Weez outta time Gravy.
Gravy: Well flush my britches and snake mah brain! Remember folks: Just say no to Drain-NO!
Jiblitz & Gravy wuz brang to ya by...
Barney’s Back-hoes...If yer hoe aint dirty, yer back 30 ain’t purty!
Ezekials Gourmet Pig Slop Bistro...Pigs oink for it!
Cleavon’s Bull-kakki Jizzateria...Nuttin’ but the best!
Melvis’ Geld n’ Go...Free set o’ Prairie Oysters with every Castration!
by numbsain
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